Archive for May, 2013

Zox’s Monthly Fishing Contest! June 2013

Wednesday, May 29th, 2013

Congratulations to Flipper Flanigan for again catching the winning fish! It is on display in the house next to the Britain Counselor Hall.


This month, Zox Greatsnapper is looking for blue lobster, which can be found in the Ice Dungeon. It must be caught between May 28th and July 2nd . Please leave the fish in the mailbox by Tuesday, July 2nd at 11:59 p.m. CDT.

(Felucca) Lord of the Pit, Friday, May 17th, 8:00 p.m. CDT

Tuesday, May 14th, 2013

Now that Dorstag is dead, the Pits of Carnage require a new champion. As is tradition, because the Lord of the Pit* was killed by more than one person, the new champion will be decided in the Pit of Void. Jospur invites all contenders to battle each other in the Pit of Void (in Felucca).

A gate will open near the Felucca Brit. moongate at 8:00 p.m. CDT on Friday. It will remain open for fifteen minutes. Go through the gate into the Void Pit and IMMEDIATELY battle with each other! If you die and can get back into the Void Pit before the gate closes, you may do so. There are no rules. Your only goal is to be the sole survivor. Make whatever alliances you like, but realize that such groups must inevitably turn upon each other. The last one left alive is the new Lord of the Pit.

If you die, it is likely that you will not be able to get back to your body. Your corpse and possessions are considered a sacrifice to the Titan of Void.

*Just as Queen Elizabeth II is Lord of the Isle of Man and Duke of Normandy, a female champion of the pits is Lord of the Pit.

Mothers’ Day Safari, adventure all week!

Saturday, May 11th, 2013

The Mothers’ Day Safari will be available all week, until Saturday. Begin at the Moonglow Zoo by reading the book Lady Artemis placed on the table. You can find a blank book to make into a field guide at any provisioners. You only need to list the foods the animals like. Leave your completed field guide in the mailbox anytime before Saturday, May 18th at 11:59 p.m. Everyone who gets at least 75% correct will be listed in a book in the Award Hall. Remember to “pets” and “hugs” the animals. Well, except for the hornets, of course. *grins*

A note on the honey badgers: I see that someone was somehow able to eat their food (an orange pie named “Sugar Pie Honey Bunch”). The zookeeper hopes you did not make yourself sick. 😛 I have replaced it with edible pies and everyone will get credit for that question.

Mothers’ Day Safari, Saturday, May 11th, 4 p.m. CDT

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013


Lady Artemis invites you to the Moonglow Zoo for a sunny afternoon safari. Wear sturdy boots and bring your field notebook. This is meant to be a peaceful trip, but be aware of the possibility of aggressive background flora and fauna. Meet at the Moonglow Zoo on Saturday, May 11th, at 4 p.m. CDT.

EM Events, May 2013

Wednesday, May 1st, 2013

Tuesday, May 7th, 8:00 p.m. CDT, Royal Spy Mission
The Old Oddsmaker

Saturday, May 11th, 4:00 p.m. CDT, Mothers’ Day Safari
Lady Artemis invites you to the Moonglow Zoo for a sunny afternoon safari.

Tuesday, May 14th, 8:00 p.m. CDT, Royal Spy Mission
White Rock, Black Rock

Friday, May 17th, 8:00 p.m. CDT, (Felucca) Lord of the Pit
Who will be the last one standing?

Tuesday, May 21st, 8:00 p.m. CDT, Royal Britannian Guard
Zaria’s Hunger

Tuesday, May 28th, 8:00 p.m. CDT, Royal Spy Mission
Slamming the Door

All events, dates, and times are subject to change.